18 February 2007

Britney Spears...

Bald Britney's Brave New Look. Pop Star Britney Spears has been spotted leaving a tattoo parlour in California with a shaved head. Watch the first pics of her sporting the new do here.

Japanese Crew Refuse Greenpeace Help. A Japanese whaling ship stranded in waters off Antarctica is refusing help from a Greenpeace ship. The Nisshin Maru's engines were damaged by a fire on board and it is now drifting in the Ross Sea, 90 nautical miles away from the nearest Antarctic Coast.

Three Shot In Manchester. Sky's Michelle May has the latest from Manchester where three people are in hospital suffering from gunshot wounds.

Bionic Eye Could Help Blind See. Scientists in America believe that a functioning bionic eye could be available within two years. Trials on a prototype device to help restore sight to the blind have proved successful in the United States.

Those were the headlines for today. Britney, oh Britney... what a mess you are. What else are you going to do? Are people not giving you enough attention? Or are you tired from that: "I'm not a girl, not yet a woman" look? Personally, I would kill to have beautiful hair like you had, but then again, I guess no one is really happy with what you all ready have. Only last week there were reports that Britney went into rehab for exactly 24 hours. I've got no idea what you can achieve in rehab in 24 hours, but it can't be much. And now this. Look at the episode of today, and you will see the first video footage of a BALD Britney. It makes her look vulnerable. Personally I'm afraid that this could be the beginning of the end, literaly, of Britney. Let some one please help her, before something more serious, like a drugs overdose or perhaps even suicide enters the picture.

But, then again, as usual, I really, really don't care whatever you do, as long as you don"t forget to love a soldier, and say yes to Hillary as the next president of the U.S.A. They need her woman's touch more then ever. Love, Jenifer. bloomjenifer@yahoo.co.uk

2 comments:

AndrewD said...

FYI - Updates from the scene available on the Greenpeace ship's crew weblog.

AndrewD said...

Um, to clarify, that would be updates from the scene of the stricken whaling ship. Not from the Britney Spears tattoo parlor.