13 February 2007

Camilla Parker Bowles

Camilla To Undergo Operation. The Duchess of Cornwall is to have a hysterectomy, Clarence House has confirmed.

Baghdad Market Blasts. A series of explosions in Baghdad have killed more than 60 people and wounded more than 150. In one incident two cars packed with explosives blew up in quick succession near the Shorja market, collapsing a building and setting shops on fire.

Saddam's Vice President To Hang. An Iraqi court has raised the sentence against Saddam Hussein's deputy to death by hanging. Taha Yassin Ramadan was sentenced to life in prison for his role in the killing of 148 Shia villagers in 1982.

The Police Are Back On Beat. They got together 30 years ago then only six years later it was all over. In that time they recorded five albums, won five Grammies and had five number one singles. Now The Police are back.

Those were the headlines for today. Yesterday I was talking about an old woman, Helen Mirren, because she won the best actress award at the BAFTAs. And today I will be talking again about an old woman, Camilla, or better known to you and me as the Duches of Cornwall. Why, well it became public knowledge that Camilla has to have a very sensitive operation, called a hystorectomy. It's a typical women thing. According to what I have heard 1 in every 5 will have a hystorectomy, but normally only an old woman will have one. What is a hystorectomy? Well, it has something to do with the fact that when a woman gets older her vagina muscles are loosing their power, and everything starts to shag. Bladder, sometimes rectum etc. And that can be very uncomfortable. And the restoring procedure is called a hystorectomy. My question here is: why did the public have to know all of this? Isn't she allowed to have some privacy? I sincerely hope for her that this operation, which will take place sometime in March, doesn't hurt her to much.

And, The Police are back again. I never liked them to much, so I couldn't care less, all though I do like the music Sting makes solo. They should listen to people who are saying: stop at the top. Don't make a comeback. Don't waste your time, and other peoples money.

But, as usual, I really, really don't care whatever you do, for whatever reason, as long as you don't forget to love a soldier. And, say yes to Hillary as the next president of the U.S.A. They need a woman's touch. Love, Jenifer, bloomjenifer@yahoo.co.uk

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