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YouTube Ordered to Block Steamy Footage of Brazilian Model. A Brazilian judge has ordered YouTube to find a way to stop Brazilians from viewing steamy footage of supermodel Daniela Cicarelli and her boyfriend on the highly trafficked video-sharing site, court officials said Thursday.

Chirac Blasts U.S.-Led Invasion of Iraq. French President Jacques Chirac gave a tough, cutting analysis of the fallout from the U.S.-led invasion of Iraq in 2003, saying it destabilized the entire Middle East, and allowed terrorism to spread. You see, the French are not that stupid.

Ken Barnes, the great american sailor, is rescued after spending 3 days adrift off Chile's coast. Great. Fantastic. I hope that they will lock him up, and throw away the keys when he comes home. He needs to be protected from his own stupidities.

Those were the headlines for today. You see, the French are smarter then most other people. They realized before invading Iraq that it wasn't a good idea. They said so then. They say so today. The Americans got very upset with them, and banned French Fries from their menus, that is to say, they renamed them, as they would still like to eat them, but hated to be reminded to the fact that they were called: "French Fries". But if only president Bush and his friends had paid some attention to why the French thought that it would be a very bad idea to invade Iraq, a lot of the current problems could have been avoided. A lot of Arabs use as their second language French and that is not a coincident. French influence in that region is big, and they know very well what can and what can't be done there. There are some similarities between Arabs and Southeast Asians: one of them is: the don't fight wars in a way easily understandable for Americans. They don't play by the book, probably because they have never read it, or they couldn't care less. And now president Bush is concidering sending even more troops into Baghdad. The best thing he can do is get out as soon as possible.

But, as usual, I don't care whatever you do, and for whatever reason, as long as you don't forget to love a soldier. Love, Jenifer. bloomjenifer@yahoo.co.uk

French vinters aim for younger drinkers...

France has a huge wine problem. Although it is widely known that the French love to drink wine, and take drinking wine very serious, they are drinking conciderably less of the stuff then they used to do. 10 years ago each Frenchman would drink around 425 glasses of wine per year. At this moment however, the same guy only drinks around 250 glasses.

The problem is that the wine industry still produces a lot of wine, and so are other countries around the world. But with less wine consumption in their own country, the French decided to do something about it.

I hear you think: and what might that be Jenifer? Well, they decided to start to teach their children how to drink wine, and how to appreciate wine as well.

It's a strange country, France that is. Anywhere else in the civilized world, including Thailand, people are discouraged drinking to much. A minimum age is very often enforced to avoid that children start drinking at a young age, because, as everyone knows, alcohol is NOT good for children. But in France they think: get the little buggers started as soon as possible, if possible mix some of the wine with the milk the mothers are feading their infants. No, that is not true also, but you get the idea.

The France produce a lot of cheese as well. And of course very nice bread. What I can see happen in the future of this great country (which brings us the Tour de France every year) is that school children will be served a lunch concisting of: 1 small loaf of bread, smelly cheese, and 1 pint of red / white wine. This will keep the students quiet for the remainder of the day, and teachers will love it.

Don't forget to buy a: "I love Jenifer" t-shirt, or any of the other fabulous products which are on sale in my shop. It is almost Christmas, and you don't want to celebrate Christmas without me, would you?

And, a reminder: If you have a loved one who happened to be a soldier and you would like to send him/her your love: let me do it for you. Send me his/her e-mail, your e-mail, a photo of yourself and I will record a video, which I will mail both to you and him. FREE of course, as this is my gift for the holidays. Don't wait till the last minute, keep those names coming at: bloomjenifer@yahoo.co.uk Whatever you do: Don't forget to love a soldier. Love, Jenifer.